Kevin the journalist
Kevin had only been living in his part of the woods for 3 days when he first heard the noise. Right in the middle of the night he was awoken by "bbrrrrm, crank, crunk, splash, crank, squeak, bbrrrrm." 10 minutes later a smell that came from somewhere Kevin didn't want to know where, filled Kev's nest. "OH MY GOD!" Kevin squawked as he ran around holding his beak. No amount of flapping got rid of the smell so Kevin had to fly away and come back a few hours later. It was then that Kevin discovered what was going on. Some nasty people had came in a big truck and dumped a huge amount of chemicals and waste materials right there in the woods. "This is unacceptable! Something needs to be done about this!" Kevin declared. But what could be done? Maybe the police would help, Kevin thought. So off he went searching for the nearest Police station.
The police were more interested in a talking chicken. They were laughing at him and giggling to themselves. They also asked Kevin if he had a police record, "the sheer cheek of it!" Kevin exclaimed. When Kevin started getting angry they laughed even more. "What sort of world do we live in?" Kevin sadly said to himself. "I'm reporting some terrible goings on and you are behaving like children" was only met with more laughter and "aahhhh"s. This was no good. If the police were not going to listen or do anything, then someone else will, Kevin decided. Kevin left the police station and was quite relieved to do so.
As Kevin was walking along the street he passed a newsagents. There were lots of newspapers on display and that made Kevin think. "Ah hah! Maybe I should tell the newspapers about it?" said Kevin to himself. The people should know about the goings on recently, and then they will do something about it, after all, the people have the power. He decided to ask the newsagent for the address of the best newspaper. The news agent obliged and off Kevin went.
"I wan't to see the big chief head boss of this newspaper" Kevin said to the receptionist. The receptionist must have liked Kevin as she said she couldn't let him see the "big chief head boss" of the newspaper as he was just the owner, but she would introduce him to the chief editor instead - which would be much better anyway. She picked up the telephone and told the Chief Editor that he really should come to the reception desk, there was a very special visitor here to see him.
The Chief Editor was a very busy man, time was an asset he savoured and was shared sparingly. However, when Sheila the receptionist spoke like this he knew it meant one thing - a very important guest.
It wasn't long before the chief came down and introduce himself. Kevin felt like he was in the middle of a tornado, but a nice one. The chiefs language painted pictures in Kevin's mind, and Kevin admired this quality immensely. Kevin couldn't get a word in edge ways. "I've met a lot of chickens in my time Kevin, but never one like you" exclaimed the chief mid-flow. "Kevin, tell me, can you write?" the editor bursted. Before Kevin finished his sentence the editor exclaimed "yes! Good, Kevin I have a story for you to report on. And we will do a great story on you." Kevin splurted "I already have a story to report!" Kevin started then was Immediately interrupted with "You see Kevin! You're a natural! Come let me introduce you to the team!" And off they went to the top floor.
The entire floor was filled with telephones ringing, chatter and banter, and the crunching of keyboard keys. Kevin was introduced to lots of people like a video fast-forwarding, until they came to the top reporters desk. It was more like a hospital Kevin thought as the woman was surrounded by plastic, in a mini plastic room that surrounded her desk, with a large pipe that went out of the window. The reporter was addicted to cigarettes. She looked about 75 but she was only 24. It was illegal to smoke cigarettes inside any building, but somehow the woman managed to get her space classified as it's own building, like an airport being international land, just so she could smoke and write at the same time. She was that good at persuasion and getting what she wanted. "Welcome to the team Kevin" the woman growled. It must be all those cigarettes she smoked, thought Kevin. "I will be your mentor and get you up to speed" she continued. "My secretary will get you set up." As soon as she had finished she put her head down and continued typing at an incredible rate. The secretary took Kevin to his new desk. He had all the kit set up for him. A big shiny computer, telephone, the lot. Just think, he was sitting in a tree 1 hour ago.
Kevin got stuck straight in writing the article about the dirty polluters. Kevin had used a computer before, when he was a boy, but now, the home keys were not home anymore. "asdf" and "jkl;" just didn't cut it. Without fingers Kevin needed to use the 6 feather tips on his wings, and use his right foot for the space bar. It wasn't long before a machine gun tapping sound started overtaking the other office tapping. Chicken brains may be small, but they work faster than human brains. He was able to do 180 words a minute. The office workers started gathering around his desk staring in awe. The big chief saw through the blinds in his private office and decided to take a look at what was going on. Within a couple of minutes of the chief coming over Kevin had finished his piece. The whole floor applauded at Kevin's first article. Kevin was elated and did a little dance on his desk. The editor asked Kevin to email him the article, and his next job was to write an article on something very important. Kevin couldn't wait for his article to be printed.
3 days passed by and Kevin's article about the dirty polluters hadn't appeared in the newspaper. However, 3 articles Kevin wrote about "current affairs" had appeared. The stories Kevin wrote just reported about bad things that were happening, and the solutions Kevin had suggested in the post had been removed by the editors. This is not good, Kevin could smell a rat - or a fox or two. Kevin burst into the editors office. "I'd like to have a word with you" demanded Kevin. Since working at the newspaper Kevin didn't beat around the bush. "I've written 4 articles so far, my first one has been swept aside. The other three are doing no good for society, only giving people bad news and upsetting them. This is not what I signed up for." "Kevin, Kevin" began the editor, "you have a lot to learn about our business" he continued. "We are all a demographic, a statistic based on our age, education, location, and many other variables. We are a stimulus response mechanism conditioned from day 1. Our emotions are played to, dreams are given to us that are not ours, false standards and metrics of success. All these things the media uses to suggest and direct your views of the direction we want society to go. 90% of the views people have are not their own. The people don't want to know the truth, or hear good things. They want to be told how bad things are, because they "know" things are bad. If we told them good things they wouldn't buy our papers. It makes them feel good that the bad things that are happening are happening to others and not themselves." Kevin was stunned. "So newspapers just want to make people upset and helpless? And you plug ways people can "do something about" the bad things they see such as "make a donation" or "let the government bomb places". This is not good at all! This cannot be right?" Kevin said. The editor said "Kevin, I'm afraid it is." Kevin couldn't believe it, and felt very sad. "Well, this might be the way things are now, but it is not something that I am going to contribute to, and it is not how things are going to be. I'm leaving. And I'm going to find a newspaper that fits in with my ideals." Kevin didn't even listen to what the editor had to say as he flew for the closest window.
Kevin did find a newspaper that did good things, the "Feel Good Times". It is a newspaper that reports the best of mankind, the resilience of the human soul, paradigms of ethical behaviour, respect and integrity. All of the wonderful and good things happening around the world. The newspaper itself actively calls to arms and organises groups, petitions, boycotts. Generally doing something about it. It actively brings around positive change. They published his article on the dirty polluters, and the people reported the company who dumped in the woods. He continues to regularly contribute to the "Feel Good Times."